Did you ever wish you can take back what you said because you realized it was stupid? Well everyone in one way or another had experience such a boo boo. Here's the top 5 stupid things I said to girls (for real).
5. "What's that on your face, that red thingy? Might want to check the mirror" (not realizing it was a blush on, she spent 10 minutes in the restroom trying to retouch her makeup)
4. My co-worker said, "You know my birthday is on monday". I replied, "Already? Didn't you just had your 30th birthday last month?" (she's actually just 22 years old, I mistakenly mixed her up with another much older co-worker)
3. "I see your drinking non-fat milk, is it because you think your fat?"
2. Trying to make a conversation with a hot lady working in a coffee shop. "Maybe we can grab a coffee sometime?" duh she works at a coffee shop
And the number one stupid thing I said,"Hey you think you can brew some coffee and see if you're a wife material?"
Crap!, I just increased my chance of being single forever.
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