Sunday, August 9, 2009

#44: My top 10 Geeky Pick Up Lines

Ever wonder how Geeky Tech guys pick up girls? Here's my list.

1. It seems you caught a virus, you want me to scan you?

2. You had me at "right click"

3. I lost my email, can I have yours?

4. You're so beautiful, can I use your pic as my screen-saver?

5. I love to add you to my bookmark.

6. Wanna access my new website?

7. You make me want to upgrade my laptop.

8. I guess the search is over because you end up on top of my google search results.

9. I would love to clean your inbox.

10. Wanna download my new apps?

disclaimer: this list is on beta version thus not appropriate for production use. Use at your own risk. Aemes World is not responsible for any heart crash.

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