our pilot

Just as they announce on the PA that our plane is delayed, a big bellied Guy wearing a coat which appeared to that of a pilot uniform pass by me with shirt open, crumpled hair and looks like Just had an all nighter. Everyone's puzzled and the Guy next to me can't help bit ask me if he's our pilot. I answered I hope not but if he is I don't mind staying another cold night in Vermont. Oh yeah he said..right behind you pal!!!